Unfiltered Story #369549

(It’s early in the morning. I’m ringing out a customer. His total is $8 and change. He pulls out a $100 bill.)
Me: Do you have anything smaller than a hundred?
Customer: Where’s all your money?
Me: We don’t keep that much in the drawer.
Customer: (pulls out his card) Well, now you have to pay for this.
(I type the total into the credit card machine. He puts his card in and it asks for his pin. I hold back a smile.)
Me: Type in your pin.
(He does.)
Me: (Hands him his receipt.) Have a good day.
(While there is a small fee we would pay for a credit card, there’s no fee for debit cards, so when he typed his pin in, he made sure we wouldn’t have to pay a fee.)