Unfiltered Story #365772

(This takes place over text, while I’m arranging to hang out with a friend. We’ve just set up a time, and are figuring out what to do, so I let him know I’m able to afford pretty much anything he’d suggest.)

Me: “And I just got paid, so you know what that means.”

Friend: “Orgy?”

Me: “But where would we find another ten people?”