Unfiltered Story #365769

(I’m a little tipsy at my dad’s playing Cluedo with my younger sisters just after Christmas when I feel a fart brewing. I lean over to release the pressure and a squeaky toot escapes, announcing to the room why I had decided to impersonate the tower of Pisa. My youngest sis looks at me and starts laughing.)
Me: I thought it would be silent…
Dad: It wasn’t. Another beer?
Middle sister: That’s the last thing she needs.
(The youngest is still laughing when she starts machinegun farting, each time laughing some more and the middle sister runs from the room complaining about the smell. It took 20mins to convince her it was fine to return and we’ve just started playing again when dad lets out the loudest burp in the history of man.
Dad: I thought it would be silent…
(Safe to say we didn’t find out who the murderer was!)