Unfiltered Story #365225

(So, my mom is blonde, and one of the smartest people I know, but she still has her blonde moments, such as when I was unpacking a box from storage)

Mom: Oh, hey, are those 3-D glasses? -puts them on-

Me:-deadpan- Mom, life is already in 3-D. You won’t see a difference.

(Mom freezes for a moment, and we both start laughing, but there was no applause.)