Unfiltered Story #364868

(I’m visiting a friend. She mentions that she needs to pick up a package from the post office and since it’s right by my bus’s route, I offer to keep her company and then catch the bus from there. But first, we make some hot chocolate and hang out some more when:)
Her computer: *ding ding* There is a reminder for [friend].
Me: … well, that’s not a very good reminder if it doesn’t say what it’s reminding you to do.
Friend: Oh, yeah. I guess for confidentiality reasons. You wouldn’t want it to blurt out something like, ‘Remember to pick up your package of dildos’, you know?
Me: … so, [friend]. About that package you’re picking up later…
Friend: *dissolves into laughter*