Unfiltered Story #364864

(My brother in law organizes events. I have just received a bunch of Flyers and other stuff which I plan on taking to my school to promote one of his festivals, Also, my boyfriend and I have recently seen a TV ad for Schnitzels you can cook in a toaster. He and his friends are thrilled and discuss if they should get some to sell – amongst other items of junk food – at their hangout place. I am at home when the phone rings.)

BF: “Hey what’s up? I’m at [hangout place] right now. Do you want to come, too?”
Me: “Yeah sure, I’ll be there in a minute”
BF: “Oh, and do you mind bringing a toaster?”
Me: “Ummm okay, I’ll bring one”
BF: “Okay, See ya”

(I assume the guys did buy those Schnitzels only to realize they don’t have a toaster, so I grab mine and head to the hangout place.
I arrive to a crowd of about fifteen guys, all of them completely hysteric. I just stand there, baffled, until the laughter dies down.)

Me: “What’s wrong? [Boyfriend] asked me to bring a toaster?”
BF (barely containing his laughter): “Noooo dear, I asked you for one of [brother in law]’s POSTERS. You know, for [festival].”

(I have yet to live this one down)