Unfiltered Story #364862

I have gone to lunch at a local cafe that makes amazing homemade meals. The guy working at the front counter is making strange jokes to each customer he serves. When it’s my turn he does the same.
Me: can I please have a hot chicken sandwich meal with no peas?
Him: no peas? Good thing I don’t have to pee.
Me: um, what?
Him: I said good thing o don’t have to pee. You know? Like the peas?
Me: …
Him: never mind.
This goes on for a while until he gets to a tall, older woman. I don’t hear what he says to her because I’ve times him out but then the woman yells:
Woman: WELL WHEN YOU’RE DONE LAUGHING CAN YOU GET ME A COFFEE?
Him: um…yes ma’am um sorry. It’s the girls ( referring to his female coworkers who seen to love his sense of humour for some reason) they’re funny…
Woman: Yeah well what are you going to do about it? Your face is awful red!
Eventually everyone has received their meals and the cafe us super quiet. The guy didn’t crack any more jokes while I was there.