Unfiltered Story #364287

(I am in a small Spanish class of about a dozen people. The teacher is known to be unconventional and often has crazy classes. This happens one day at the beginning of class, when a girl has brought in an entire bag of marshmallows and is sharing them. The teacher doesn’t tend to like students eating in class and tells the girl to ask next time, as well as for everyone to stop eating the marshallows. It should be known that the marshmallows are the large kind.)
Teacher: Okay, let’s get started. *looks over at one student*
…how are you doing, [Student 1]?
(Unbeknownst to me, the student to my right has stuffed several marshmallows in her mouth, which is now apparent due to her bulging cheeks. Unable to open her mouth or chew without making an unsavory display, she decides to just sit there, makes an “Mhm” noise, and nods. The entire class at this point has realized what is going on, and has burst into laughter, the teacher included. He asks her some more questions, knowing she can’t answer. The student and the teacher stare at each other for a few minutes until the student starts laughing too. Suddenly, she stands up and rushes to the nearby trash can, spewing out marshmallows and retching.)
Student 1: They hit the back of my throat! They hit my vomit thingy!
(The class is now roaring with laughter, and even the teacher is doubled over. He attempts to get the clas under control, but there are still some marshmallows left, and the student to my left wants to try to see how many marshmallows will fit in her mouth. She stuffs them in to the point that they’re sticking out and begins to chew. It’s not long until she also runs to the trash can, and actually vomits some up. The rest of us are naturally in an uproar, as nothing like this has ever happened, even in this class.)
Teacher: *choking on laughter* “[Student 1], [Student 2], why don’t you take a moment outside?”
Girl with Marshmallows: “I’ll go too.”
(The three of them leave, and class is finally started. All of us can agree that this was the craziest thing we’ve witnessed in that class.)