Unfiltered Story #364277

(My siblings and I are about to go for a walk, but my eight-year-old sister keeps dragging her feet about getting ready to go. After five minutes of this, I’m getting a little exasperated.)

Me: “[Sister], hurry up!”

Sister: “Just a sec!”

Me: “We’ve been *giving* you secs!”

(Yes, I said that exactly the way I should not have. You can see why all the older members of the family burst into somewhat hysterical laughter at the same time as trying NOT to explain what was so funny to my sister. I laughed too, but I was hideously embarrassed.)