Unfiltered Story #364069

(So I’m stuck at home with a cold. I haven’t had one in a few years and this one is hitting me really hard. So happeneds my brother is in town at the time. He can get a bit crazy at times. This is something that he did today to give you the idea)

Me: *is laying down coughing when suddenly the door knocks* “GO AWAY! I HAVENT SLEPT IN 9 HOURS!”

(The door opens and my brother is holding a piece of pizza)

Brother: Heya sis. Heard you weren’t feeling to well. So I came to see if you wanted a pizza this pizza!

Me: …

Brother: Was that too cheesy for you? I never sausage a thing coming!

Me: [Brother’s Name] I swear to God.

Brother: You’re right you’re right. I am a bit crusty when it comes to puns.

Me: [Brother’s Name]?

Brother: yesss?

Me: GET OUT!

(This sort of thing happens all the time.)