Unfiltered Story #363557

I’m walking along at a local amusement park with my brother and my five-year-old nephew when my brother suddenly stops.

Brother: Ow! [Nephew], you can’t just pull on my leg hair! Why would you even do that?

Nephew: (completely serious) I thought you were a robot. I had to check.

Brother: NO YOU DIDN’T!

me: :-D :-D :-D