Unfiltered Story #363491

(Today, my brother graduated high school. Being the last one for a while, mom has tried to get all us kids, except my sister who dropped out, to scream when we get our diplomas. None of us have, and when that don’t work, she tries to get someone, usually me, to yell out something.)
Mom: Hey, you should yell out, “Yeah! That’s my brother!”
Dad: Oh don’t start again (mother’s name)
Sister: Jesus.
Me: Hell no.
Mom: chicken s***
Me: Hell yes!
(Apparently it amused some folks behind us.)