Unfiltered Story #363425

We are in our school jazz band. During one song, our guitarist and our second trombonist solo. The trombone player is very anxious about his solo.

Director: “Alright! Let’s run it from the solo section, so you two have the opportunity to blow a little.”

Trombonist: “If I wanted to ‘have the opportunity to blow’, I’d be on Grindr right now.”