Unfiltered Story #363012

On Halloween, kids are allowed to wear a costume. The girl sitting next to me is wearing a costume from Assassin’s Creed. After a while, she takes of the outer layer/cloak.
Me: Wow, now you look like an assassin but female!
That was not what I meant to say.
Girl: I’m [female assassin] b****.
We had a laugh and she forgave me.