Unfiltered Story #362997

I just heard my brother shouting…

Brother: AAAAAHHH!!! THERES MIDGIES CHASING ME!

(Then it was silent.)

Brother: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! DAD HELP ME THERES MIDGIES AFTER ME!!

Brother: THERES LOTS OF MIDGIES DOWN THERE!!

Brother: THEYRE STILL CHASING ME!!

Brother: MIDGIES. Are attacking.

(Just to say, my brother is 6 and I am on the top floor. Well done, [Brother]!