Unfiltered Story #362792

(I’m pretty tall, so in comparison my smallish-average-sized girlfriend seems even smaller. This, in connection to not wearing makeup, being very polite and shy around strangers, makes her seem quite innocent. She really isn’t. She’s dirty minded, loves action and thrillers and swears all the time. We’re both lazy people, so we’ve just left my parents under that impression, as they had huge problems with my previous partners, because they seem ‘slutty’, etc. Recently I got into Kpop, which caused my mother to just randomly pop into my room and talk trash about how I should listen to some real music and how my girlfriend probably listens to much better music. I’m on the phone with my girlfriend complaining about this, when she sends me a music file.)

Me: *opens it, classical, quiet piano music starts playing* “Huh? Classical music? That’s not really your style though. You usually like the heavy bass stuff, no?”
Girlfriend: “Yes, just wait for it.” *giggles*

(My mom enters)

Mom: “So you’re finally listening to me! That’s some real music right there!”
Me: *pointing to phone* “Uhhh, [girlfriend] sent this to me.”

Mom: “Look at her, she has some good taste unlike you!”

Me: *notices some electronic elements in the music* “Err, I fully agree!”

Mom: *goes into a full-blown rant about how lucky I am to have my girlfriend because my last ones were horrible*

Girlfriend: “Does she like it? If so, wait for it. Wait for it. Wait. Wait. Waaaiit.”

Mom: *continues ranting*

Girlfriend: *whispers* “Wait. For. It.” *bass drops, music continues with very heavy bass with the piano in the background*

Mom: *shocked face* “Uh. I-I-I will be leaving then.” *leaves*

(We laughed our asses off and my mom never bothered me about my music again. Still moving in with my girlfriend next year.)