Unfiltered Story #362323

(After I finished high school I had moved away from my home town to do further study but would still visit family when I could. One time when I was 19 or 20 I was visiting for a couple of weeks when my mum wanted me to go to our local electrical store to look at some kitchen appliances. I was cringing of the idea because she tended to have no filter and would often say silly or even rude things to the staff – but I decide to go with her anyway. When we get there, she sees a sales person she recognises and waves him down.)

Mum: “Hey! [Sales person’s name] How’s it going?”

Sales Person: “Hi [Mum’s name] I’m good thanks, how about you?”

Mum: “I am good. By the way, I would like you to meet my daughter [my name]”

Sales Person *checks me out, looking at me up and down with a huge grin on his face.* “Hi [my name], how’s it going?”

Mum then suddenly yells out “DON’T YOU LOOK AT HER LIKE THAT, YOU’RE A MARRIED MAN THANK YOU VERY MUCH!”

The sale’s person goes beet red in the fact and manages to sputter out “OK, well I’ll leave you to it for now, but let me know if you need anything” and basically flees.

(I’ve never laughed so hard in my life!)