Unfiltered Story #361902

I recently was out of work for two weeks due to having my tonsils removed. I also moved in with my girlfriend only a couple of months prior. This conversation happens when we’re laying in bed the night before I go back to work.

Me: Hunny I just want to thank you.
Girlfriend: For what?
Me: Putting up with near constant contact with me for two weeks and NOT smothering me in my sleep.
Girlfriend: On one hand I’d be lying if I said it hadn’t crossed my mind but on the other…. I don’t look good in prison orange.

This is a regular sort of conversation for us.