Unfiltered Story #361899

(While my dad isn’t technically balding in any particular place on his head, his hair has been thinning out gradually for many many years now. For Father’s Day, I get him a card with a picture of a cat on the outside, lazily sleeping on its back on a couch, with a little quip on the inside about portraying him as true to life as possible.)

Dad: *holds the card up next to his face* “When did I ever look so good, huh?”

Me: “Or have so much hair.”

Dad: *whaps the card against my forehead*