Unfiltered Story #361896

ME: Oh, a coworker of mine says I’ve been naughty and that you should spank me.
BOYFRIEND: Oh? I’d be happy to oblige. But what did you do to deserve a spanking?
ME: Well, I got to work and there were all these puzzles and sudoku books. So I’m like, ‘What’s with all these toys?’ and he says, ‘Well, I’ve gotta entertain myself somehow, and I can’t bring in my sex toys.” So I smiled and told him, “Oh, but you can. You just can’t take it out of your butt.”
BOYFRIEND: *starts laughing, gives me a high-five instead of the spanking*