Unfiltered Story #361384

(This is during the summer, where I don’t have any school. I am putting my plate from lunch into the dishwasher when I see my dad putting gorilla glue on the sole of his boot before taking a nap and using the chainsaw for yard work:)
Me: is that Harambe glue?
Dad: who’s harambe?
Me: the gorilla that died last year
Dad: oh. I thought that was Koko. I guess it is Karambe glue
Me: it’s “Harambe”
Dad: I’m sorry then. You’re right.