Unfiltered Story #361117

This is during 7th grade in my K-8 school. I wanted to print something out and for other reasons, the library and computer labs were closed so I went to the main office.
This school also required students in 6th grade and up to purchase laptops through them as a third party to continue learning, so I had brought mine with me

me: excuse me, may I print something out here?

secretary: Sure, we have a wireless printer so go ahead.

me: Thank you very much, what’s it called?

secretary: *laughs* What do you mean called? Do you name them? I never knew people named their printers! Do you name all of your electronics?

me: um…

The secretary then grabbed one of her colleagues and they had a quick but very enthusiastic laugh about how funny it was that I “gave names” to printers. Eventually they told me it was the non-color printer I was allowed to use