Unfiltered Story #360761

(I was nine years old when this happened. My parents force me to go with them outside. I hate the outdoors and am afraid of bugs. Lo and behold, a wasp gets in the car and stings me. I’m screaming my guts out and my dad grabs my finger and begins sucking.)

Dad: “Ew! So gross.”

(Later, I realized what he was trying to do, but at the time, it weirded me out so much I stopped crying. Still hate bugs though.)