Unfiltered Story #360756

(When I had my first apartment I had a land line. I got lots of wrong number calls. This was my favorite.)

Me: “Hello?”

Caller: “WHO THE HELL IS THIS!?”

Me: *startled* “[My name]?”

Caller: “YOU SON OF A B**CH! WHERE IS CATHY?”

Me: *catching on* “She’s . . . in the shower. Want me to get her?”

Caller: “F**K YOU! I’LL BEAT YOUR A**!”

Me: “I’d like to see you try.”

Caller: *incoherent yelling* *hangs up*