Unfiltered Story #360745

(My family [mother, sister, grandmother, and myself) went to a Mexican restaurant. I forget what I ordered but I wanted ketchup with it. Also, this was when I was about 8 or 9)

When the food arrives I struggle with the bottle of ketchup. It is one of those glass bottles and the cap is oddly tight. When it finally opens the contents explodes out. I just sit there stunned, cover from head to mid-chest in ketchup walls and window splattered with ketchup. Because of the yellow and red decor the ketchup blends in on the wall. My family, being ever so helpful, is doubled over laughing at me. Everything else about the meal was fine. To my knowledge, they never did notice the new wall decoration. Looking back at this any other decor and that would have looked like a murder scene.