Unfiltered Story #360636

I work as a dish machine operator at a casino near my home. It’s nearing the end of my shift, and one of the duties of my position is to clean the dishwasher. My coworker dives into the machine and pulls out several small plates that fell into the machine. There is about a dozen plates.

Me: (to coworker) Look at this stuff. Isn’t it neat?

Coworker: (immediately realizing what I am singing) NO.