Unfiltered Story #360632

My coworker, who is probably in her 40’s, walks into my office wearing a cute pair of tall black boots with a zipper and various buckles, but no heel.

Me: “Hey, I like your boots!”

Coworker: *starts jumping up and down*

Me: “……”

Coworker: “I can jump in them!”

Me: “I can see that!”