Unfiltered Story #360631

(My parents are hosting the family for Christmas. At this point my grandmother has been living in a retirement home for about six months and is telling us about one of the more colorful residents there)

Grandma: He like to brag. He says he doesn’t need Viagra.

Mom: And when exactly did he say this.

Grandma: I don’t remember, he just kind of….Put it in there.

(Cue several moments of silence follow by gales of laughter from the entire family)

My cousin and me: (simultaneously) Phrasing! What, are we not doing phrasing anymore?