Unfiltered Story #353563

My friend owns a small gallery, she is preparing for an event when I call in. She introduces to me to her mother who is in the kitchen preparing food for the event. I leave her to her preparations, as I peruse the artwork I notice her mother come out of the kitchen with a spoonful of food.

Mother “(Friend), I need you to try this, open your mouth” *holds spoon right up her mouth, friend backs up a little and turns away from the spoon.

Friend “What is it?”

Mother “It’s just (dip), I just need to you to taste it and tell me if it’s alright”

Friend “(Dip) has dairy in it”

Mother “Yes, just some cheese”

Friend “Umm lactose intolerant”

Mother “It’s got cheese, not milk”

Friend “Cheese is made from milk”

Mother “Oh, I forgot”.