Unfiltered Story #351373
My husband wakes up glaring at me.
Husband: I have a bone to pick with you.
Me: What is it, my love?
Husband: I had a dream that I wanted to go to Seattle.
Me: Seattle? You were just in Seattle. What did you want to do in Seattle?
Husband: And you agreed and we flew into California.
Me: Well sometimes planes have layovers and California is a popular place for that.
Husband: And you made me take a bus to Seattle.
Me: Oh! So I took you up the West Coast. So smart.
Husband: I kept expecting us to be there and for Seattle to be right around the corner.
Me: Well there is Oregon between California and Washington.
Husband: And when I looked at a map, we were no where close.
Me: Ok, I really want to know why you wanted to go to Seattle this badly.
Husband: I have no idea. I actually woke up at 2 am and held onto this dream. *glares suspiciously at me*
Me: That tracks.
Husband: With what?
Me: That it would be something I would do.