Unfiltered Story #344671

(My friend and I are both huge nerds, and we both have History together. We’ll call him S. Our history teacher is the type of teacher that walks around. On one project, we’re making a summary of the Hebrew Diaspora as partners. I decide to title my document, “The S Parable” like the game ‘The Stanley Parable’.)

Teacher: *walks past my computer and reads my doc* “[My Name], what are you doing on that computer?”

Me: “Just the assignment.”

Teacher: “Then why is it called ‘The S Parable’?”

Me: “That’s just what I titled it.”

(He seems satisfied with this answer, and moves on. The next day we’re working on our group project, and my friend titles his document, ‘The birth and death of [My Name]: A biography’. My teacher again questions him then moves on. I quickly change my title to ‘How S took the world by storm with the power of flalaglslg’. My teacher sees this, grins, and moves on. Fast forward a few weeks, now it’s a running joke. But… we have a substitute teacher. And, my friend and I are having a friendly title war.)

Sub: *walking around and spots my title, which is called ‘S is a n00b.’* “You, what’s your name?”

Me: “[My Name].”

Sub: “Huh. Well. Don’t be surprised when your teacher comes back and sees a note about you bullying in class. You guys are in eighth grade. I’d think you would know better. *continues ranting about bullying and stuff*”

Me: “No, wait, actually it’s just a joke, I was just-”

Sub: “Don’t interrupt me! Good lord, children these days have NO respect.” *goes to friend* “Are you S?”

Friend: *quietly* “Yeah… But-”

Sub: *squats next to S’s desk and gives a heart-to-heart passive aggressive speech about me to S, while S is just sitting there, intimidated*

(That was a couple years ago. We still make fun of that sub. The best part? S’s doc was titled, blatantly, “[MY NAME] SUX LOLOL” WHILE THE SUB WAS AT S’s DESK. That’s right, the sub somehow noticed my title while he didn’t notice S’s, WHICH WAS IN PLAIN VIEW. That sub was one of the worst we ever had.)