Unfiltered Story #344542

(My siblings and I are taking a hike through a park near our house. It’s a cut path with a lot of tall grass surrounding it.)
Me: Man, I have no idea what any of these things are. *jokingly* Hey, what if there’s weed out here?
Brother: *points at random hunk of grass* Is that a MARA-JA-WANA PLANT in my good, white, Christian suburbs?!