Unfiltered Story #344528

(I have a fairly oily and pimple-prone complexion. As my wife is kissing me goodbye this morning on her way out the door, she comments on this.)

SHE: You need to exfoliate your chin. So many whiteheads.

(She touches my nose, discovers how oily it is, and wipes her finger off.)

SHE: Eww. OPEC nation.