Unfiltered Story #344525

(My husband donates blood on a regular basis. He got a call one evening from the blood bank.)

Blood Bank Employee: Thank goodness! I’ve been trying and trying to get hold of you, and you’re never home!
Husband: Really? I don’t think I’ve gotten any calls from you.
Employee: That’s not true. I’ve called at least a couple of times a day for the last week.
Husband: *checks answering machine* There’s no messages on my machine from you, though.
Employee: Oh, I never leave messages.
Husband: …