Unfiltered Story #344522

My sister and I are diehard Disney fans. We have been known to recite Disney movies word for word, including any songs, particularly duets. When I stumbled across this story (https://notalwaysright.com/time-to-rake-em-across-the-coals/64444/) from Not Always Working, I had a minor freakout and let out a pterodactyl screech to get my sister’s attention.

Sister: “What happened now? Did our cat fall out the window again?”
Me: “No, it’s worse.” * I shove my laptop towards her*
Sister: *pterodactyl screeching* “WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?!”
Me: *incoherent mumbling peppered with more pterodactyl screeching*
Sister: “DOES THIS FOOL REALIZE HE QUOTED THE LYRICS INCORRECTLY?!”
Me: “No, I don’t think he did. Hence this incorrect foolishness!”
Sister and I together: “Now, it’s happened once or twice. Someone couldn’t pay the price and I’m afraid I’ve had to rake them ‘cross the coals. *Loudly* Yes, I’ve had the odd complaint, but on the whole I’ve been a saint! to those poor unfortunate souls!”
Sister: “I believe it’s the Feast of Fools for this fellow”.