Unfiltered Story #344501

(My brother and I have gone to church camp together for the first time as counsellors . It’s around lunch time so we’re waiting in line outside of the mess hall with our sister a camper at the time , and a few other people when this happens.)

Me: so [brother] apparently you have become one of the camp crushes this year

Sister: yeah, I’ve heard that too, a lot of my friends are talking about you and [guitar player]

Brother: that’s awesome , what do they say

Me: Not a whole lot, just that’s you’re attractive , weird that my brother is the camp crush .

Random camper: wait , he’s your brother!!! I thought you he was like your husband or something !!

( my brother then responded by shoving me as far away from him as he could , we got a good laugh out of it though.)