Unfiltered Story #343227

(My cousin is playing an RPG and is stuck in a particularly maze like section, even with a map. We tend to have a vitriolic best buds relationship, which leads to conversations like this happening frequently)
Cousin(annoyed): I hate myself.
Me: Well, rest assured that yourself hates you too.
Cousin: *laughing* Why is that funny?!
Me: Probably because of how redundant it is.
(This was not unusual in any way)