Unfiltered Story #343205

My sister and her husband were running late to a doctor’s appointment. My sister was hurrying around getting everything ready while her husband followed her singing. Note: His birthday was two days ago, and I’d only today been able to bring him his present.
Sister *runs through room carrying her purse*
Brother-in-Law: *following* “Happy it’s my birthday, do-do-do-do-dooo!”
Sister *runs through room looking for her shoes*
Brother-in-Law: *following* “Happy it’s my birthday, do-do-do-do-dooo!”
Sister *runs through room again trying to find keys*
Brother-in-Law: *following* “Happy it’s my birthday, do-do-do-do-dooo!”
Sister: *stops short* “It’s not your d*** birthday anymore!”
Brother-in-Law: *looking droopy* “Awwww.”
Everyone else in the house *bursts out laughing*