Unfiltered Story #343146

I live in an area that has a very old and very fierce sports rivalry.

90% of the people support the local team, while a few misguided folks support the out of state team.

Like I said though, it’s a very fierce rivalry.

One very cold autumn day, my mom and I are walking downtown when we spot a hot dog vendor. Her wagon has a sign that says “(Local Team) sucks!”

My mom said to me “Why bother opening?”