Unfiltered Story #343145

I am buying a gay interest magazine with a well known celebrity on the cover. He is shirtless.

Cashier: Oh, he is so nice.

Me: Yeah, I guess. I’m not really interested in him to be honest.

Cashier: Oh, please. Everyone is interested in him!

Me: Not me.

Cashier: *squints her eyes* You know he isn’t gay, right?

Me: Yes.

Cashier: Like you have zero chance with him.

Me: Yes.

Cashier: Like ZERO chance!

Me: Yes, I’m aware.

Cashier: Then why are you even buying it? Why is he even on the cover of a GAY magazine?

Me: He’s an ally.

Cashier: Is that code for “pornstar”?

Me: What? No, that isn’t a porn magazine…

Cashier: *scoffs* Yeah, sure. Everything gay is porn!

Offended, I walk away.

Cashier: *cackling* Don’t forget your porn mag!

I wish I could complain about her, but her dad owns the shop, and I know he wouldn’t do a thing to upset her.