Unfiltered Story #343057

(Me, my older brother, our parents, and my brother’s girlfriend are in the living room, eating cheesecake. My dad ends up farting. It proceeded to smell bad. My brother and his girlfriend look at me.)

Me: “Its not me. I have the unfortunate sensation of smelling it.”

Brother’s Girlfriend: “It’s okay, [my name]. It’s traveling over here.”

Brother: “It’s the Fatherhood of the Traveling Farts.”

(Everyone starts laughing at that.)