Unfiltered Story #342576

Summer a couple years ago, i’m attending school camp, in our group is a student famous for bad luck, he causes and atracts accidents so often he’s known as “the pandemonium” we stop at a french gas station along the highway to stretch our legs and we head into the store for a snack and drink, 3 minutes into the shoping trip there’s a loud crash as one of the displays has toppled over

Teacher: “is everyone allright?!”

Pandemonium: “no”

Teacher: where are you?”

Pandemonium “Under the cola”

We dig him out and as per usual al he has is a bruise and a scratch, luckily we’re not asked to pay for damages, on the way to the bus he’s hit in the face when a woman throws open her caravan door in his face, during the camp he fell out of a 1st floor window, got attacked by a cat and had food poisoning twice, on our way back home we stopped by the same gas station, upon exiting the automatic door fails to open and he smacks into it