Unfiltered Story #342569

[I have two sisters. One is 12, the other 7. Our dad’s birthday is coming up.]
Me: OK, we need to figure out what we’ll get for Dad.
Older Sister: How about perfume? He likes that.
Me: I’d give him a gift card to [Store].
Younger Sister: I’ve got an idea, too!
Me: What is it?
Younger Sister: Let’s give him a wheelchair!
[She often says things like that, meaning to be funny.]