Unfiltered Story #342369

(My older brother moved back in, due to complications with his roommates. He’s staying until he finds a job and move out. However, he brought his girlfriend with him. Unfortunately, my other brother, our parents, and I find that we kind of dislike her due to their PDA, (i.e: making out on the couch in front of us.) and we find her annoying (i.e.: going, ‘shh’, papa’s sleeping continuously.) My brother and her are taking a shower together. My other brother comes out of his room.)

Brother: *walks up to me and whispers* “I’m not saying we should kill [brother’s girlfriend] but she’s becoming a problem.”

Me: “Did you hear her singing?”

Brother: “No, but I heard her when I went into the hallway.”

Me: *shrugs*