Unfiltered Story #342036

My girlfriend is over and we’re watching a movie. She thrusts her hand in my face.

Girlfriend: REMOVE!

Me: Which ring? *she has about 10 on each hand*

Girlfriend: *not listening* Are you finished yet?

I remove the one nearest to me.

Me: Done.

Girlfriend: NO, YOU IDIOT! THIS ONE!

Me: You didn’t say.

Girlfriend: IT WAS OBVIOUS!

She got up and left. She hasn’t returned any of my calls, and has yet to claim the ring I actually removed.