Unfiltered Story #342034

(My family and I went to an outlet mall to get some shoes and clothes. Since we got there early, my parents were at odds with what to do first. My father had a pair of shoes he wanted to exchange, but Mom wanted to go to a different shoe store first. Here is how their argument went.)

Dad: I think we should go to Sketchers first, then Clarks.

Mom: But why not go to Clarks first? They have some good shoes with lots of padding.

Dad: So you want me to carry a Publix bag with shoes in it around the mall?

Mom: *after a slight hesitation* Well, yes!

Me: Aaand that is going on the Internet.