Unfiltered Story #342030

(I’m with my husband and our two year old son. We’ve just finished eating breakfast, and I start teasing my son.)

Me: Look at these toes! I’m gonna eat these toes for second breakfast! *pretends to nibble tires*

Son: No, Mom! These are not for breakfast!

(He pulls his toes away from me, and wipes them off with his fingers.)

Son: These are not for dinner. These are just toes.