Unfiltered Story #336895

So I ordered a package from Japan. Of course I missed the delivery on Tuesday at 11:45. I’m at work. I see the slip says I can pick it up at USPS from 9:30-5. So I use my lunch and get to the post office at 9:45.
Clerk: The office doesn’t open until 10.
Me: The slip says 9:30.
Clerk: Goes into a long explanation about how this is the Post Masters domain. Basically he won’t do crap about it.
Me: OK buts 10 minutes.
Clerk: Closes the window and tells me to wait 10 minutes.

I can hear him talking on the other side. Really couldn’t get a package for 10 minutes?!