Unfiltered Story #32834

Spain | Unfiltered | September 14, 2017

I am with my friends at lunch. I realize I forgot silverware, so I go to get some from the from of the cafeteria. My friend goes with me to keep my company. I pick up a knife and fork, and put them on my head like horns.

Me: Hey [friend], guess what!

Friend: …what.

Me: I’m horny!

Friend: Alright that’s it.

Continues while fast-walking away from me

Friend: I’m done.

Me: I’m sorry!

Friend: Nope!

Me: [Friend] wait!

Me: I’m sorry!

Me: [Friend]!

He didn’t wait.

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