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Unfiltered Story #32743

Unfiltered | June 14, 2017

(I am a considerably abnormal person in my school’s social circles and one of the ‘popular girls’ keeps trying to, well, ‘talk to me’. I have recently had my hair cut brutally short by my mum, though my ‘look’ is medium-length hair with a mullet.)

Girl: *seeing me* “Heeey [My Name]. I love your haircut.”

Me: *smiling insanely* “It looks like s***.”

Girl: *struggling to regain composture* “Oh, well, um…”

Me: *alienating myself further* “And if you’ll excuse me it’s time to become a Child of the Spider, although I’m arachnophobic. Okay bye!”